Friday, December 4, 2009

Diamonds are a girl's best friends

A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental
On your humble flat, or help you at the automat
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we lose our charms in the end
But square-cut or pear-shaped
These rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend

Marilyn Monroe's song may have gained popularity but I have to agree that diamonds are a girl's best friend. I must have heard this phrase about a thousand times before I heard this song. And so I agree with James Bond. Diamonds are Forever.

I am a sucker for diamonds. Those who know me must have noticed my diamond earings, my diamond ring, my diamond pendant and now the newly added item to the list is my diamond bracelet. Today, my mom was checking out her jewellery and I did not notice my mouth open wide when I saw her amazing collection.

Greedy that I became on seeing those dazzling stones I asked her, "When am I going to get all these"

"On your wedding", came the reply.

This is the only reason why I want to get married. I just can't wait to flaunt my neckline with those sparkling diamonds. I can't wait for those rings to look stunning on my slim fingers. I can't wait for those glittering pieces to adorn my earlobes. I just cannot wait any longer.

Diamonds give me a high. They give me an orgasm too. My jaw drops when I look at those animated stones shining away to glory.

So, I was just wondering why do I need a guy after all. Ofcourse apart from the fact that I will be the proud owner of these fabulous jewels only when I get married, there is none. And all the guys reading this must have understood what diamonds mean to me. As a word of caution, if you are thinking of marrying me and taking over my priced possession then beware. You wont even get to look at them. They are mine. Just mine. So all the greedy heads, just back off....



Nipun said...

Diamonds are really forever..
Now i believe the hunger of women for diamonds.
Is it the sparkle or the Orgasm??
But the real orgasm is obviously something else...:)
Good Luck for your early marriage and may you get all the diamond jewelery from your mother.

P.s. U shd have got married in your childhood just lyk that balika vadhu..:)

Chanz said...

at the balika vadhu joke : Nipun, very soon you will be dead.. aaarrgghhh... lol

about the orgasm.. you should notice a woman who gasps for air when she sees diamonds. You wont see the same sparkle in her eyes when you mate. Its definitely gonna be less.. Just observe women.. And then you will know what the real orgasm is.. (i hope that all men realise this and start gifting diamonds just to see a woman have her orgasm..).. :P

buckingfastard said...

pls do a poll to chek out hw many gals get orgasm wid diamonds...

reduces da performance pressure on we men!!!

but i can marry u and den murder u n d hav dose diamonds i suppose... o_0

chitz said...

diamonds are every girl's best friends darling..:)

Nipun said...

kill me anytime....:p
And i never had any such experience by which i can tell what orgasm is..:)
I will definitely observe women more keenly next time and will surely try n find out what the real orgasm is..

Pratik Gupta said...

i never really understood this fanaticism of women with diamonds....but now i have got a good idea, i guess :)
I will ensure now of my (girl) friends ever reach this article

Chanz said...

@ BF: ofcourse... i will prove ma point... and dont even think about murdering me. I may be too smart... Dont forget that I have to marry only because I want the diamonds.... :P

@ Chitz : oh yes girl...

Chanz said...

@ Nipun : u better do that... Bt dont kill yourself when you find out the reality coz we dont want to read the headlines as "MEN PROVED WORTHLESS..HENCE THEY ARE COMMITING SUICIDE.."... lmao...

Chanz said...

@ Pratik : Welcome to my blog dude..

Hey, but don't take my readers away... :(


Ankit said...

Their is a new book on the shelves " Discover The Diamond In You" by Arindam Chaudhuri.. Hope this would interest u.. get well soon..